Meet and fuck no register

12 May

And me being a man of statistics and math, knows that even though it’s only a half percent chance she will actually respond, that’s half a percent chance for every single one of the 748 girls.I think it’s actually a cumulative binomial probability problem. First thing you have to do is fill out the SATs of online dating.

[Intro: Mac Miller & Juicy J] Okay, okay Yeah, the hustle continues, man Okay, yeah You's a wild motherfucker, Mac [Hook: Mac Miller & Juicy J] So this the music that made white people mad Make 'em mad Yeah, this the shit to blow your speakers out This the shit you dream about You can know the world is up for grabs Up for grabs Leave with everything cause everything is in the bag In the bag [Verse 1: Mac Miller] When I was younger, I was just a little wild motherfucker Tryna be like all the people on the television They had all the bitches that I wanted All the cars and all the extras Anything money could buy, they was spending millions (cash) I was tryna get to pimping I was tryna blow up talking demolition That boy got the devil in him, swear he need an exorcism I'm all by myself, got no competition Keep it real in a world that's filled with politicians You want to talk about your problems Don't you wish the life you lived was motherfucking awesome Don't you wish you had all the pussy? You could get away and never see your shitty life again?

If that’s the case, please scroll down like 2 inches (that’s what she said) and get those words off your screen. Other titles include: “Dear Eharmony, because of you I’m going to have to reproduce through mitosis” “Dear Eharmony, I just bought the domain name Fuck Eharmony.com, no seriously, I did”| “Dear Eharmony, you took my money, dignity, and self respect, and all I got was this lousy blog” It’s true, I actually did buy the domain name So the purpose, the essence, of this blog, is that my eharmony subscription is ending this month. This is my second stint on eharmony.com, this last stint I signed up for 6 months. At first it’s awesome you have matches sent to you, which you review and if you like you can proceed to step 1, which is you send them multiple choice questions.

That’s always kind of awkward when you’re supposed to be “working”. You’re going to continue reading without telling any of your hot female co-workers? I had some other titles in work for this blog, but they just didn’t capture the essence of what I was trying to say. A “computer” matches you up based on “29 levels of compatibility”, which I’m fine with. Because you’re thinking, wow some super computer down at Eharmony headquarters is crunching vectors and differential equations just to find my perfect mate, and everyday you log in and see new matches, that you think are hand picked from the computer gods above.

More recently my matches have been have been way out of my San Diego radius, as far as Los Angeles!? So since posting this blog, eharmony has CANCELED my account. Apparently in the terms of agreement they can cancel your account at any time for any reason. Because I wrote a blog about my negative, yet 100 percent accurate and true, experience!? I can only assume that’s the reason why, some how, some way they linked Single Steve with my real life eharmony account, and CANCELED me.

My distance is set to the smallest at 30 miles away. I’m not going to end up in one of their commercials. Pass this along to anyone that’s thinking about doing eharmony.com, it’s your American duty. I called and spoke to a guy, and all he could say was “all I can do is refer you to the email”, he literally said that like 7 times.