My sex chats with mom

12 Feb

Except that, unfortunately, much of this hipness fails to translate to your mom's understanding of your love life.

And if they're anything like my mother, they create their own Twitter accounts, mostly with the purpose of "following what my daughter is up to." The mothers of 2012: They're just like you!

and then eventually, they would start fake-casually asking if their daughters were gay.

Obviously, there is absolutely nothing wrong with being gay.

In-person connection is a must, so make sure that your mom understands that you are also planning to hang out face-to-face.Your mom will listen to your stories and hopelessly look out for the classic (and outdated) signs of romance that would sound familiar to her. Mother's Day is almost here, and this year, you and your mother deserve to get on the same page about your love life.Completely stupefied, she will absorb your whole tale and then, shaking her head, offer () to set you up with her chiropractor's very nice nephew. Here are five tips on how to talk to your mom about your love life so that she can walk away feeling satisfied and involved, and you can walk away feeling validated and sane. And emailing is the new taking a walk around the park, Facebook messaging is the new writing love letters and Black Berry Messengering is the new going to out to dinner...But in between those hangouts, technology has become the easiest and most legitimate way to cultivate romantic connections. And you should feel justified in standing behind the meaningfulness of those e-interactions.So when talking to your mother, focus on the regularity with which you e-speak, or on the interests you're e-finding in common, or on the butterflies that you feel when you e-hear from him. "I'm at a bar and I just heard that song we were talking about!